Hunter Thinks He Hit The Jack-Pot... And Then Realizes What He Had Done. (Satire)
I'm sorry, but as many of you know, Santa used to have a fleet of reindeer who pranced on the rooftops. Today as you may or may not have heard, a hunter was chasing grass fed organic antibiotic free venison when he stumbled through his scope into this unbelievable nightmare. Moms, Dads, you're gonna have to suck it up and go shopping. Don't let the kids know that Santa's lost his ride, they would be devastated! From here on out, it's up to you to keep him alive.
If you can't tell Santa's reindeer from Bambi, you had better try going vegan this year and please please, stay out of the woods! Thank you!